Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing and Find Your Inner Mobster
May 2001 · Simon and Schuster
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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape.
In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn...
From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.
In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn...
- The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."
- All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."
- To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
- The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.
From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.
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Jon Macks is a former writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He is the author of Heaven Talks Back and From Soup to Nuts. Macks lives in Los Angeles.
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