Dummy: The Comedy and Chaos of Real-Life Parenting

· Hachette UK
4.8
10 reviews
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**THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER, APRIL 2017**

'The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle ... completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.'


Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, Man vs Baby.

This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It's packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won't find anywhere else: from 'Profanity Bingo' for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you.

Above all, Dummy will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children.

This is the parenting book for real people.

Raves for Matt Coyne and Dummy:

'A hero for dads everywhere' Daily Mirror

'Very, Very funny' Phillip Schofield, This Morning

'Hilarious but accurate account of finding your feet as a parent. Matt Coyne's post has struck a chord with parents from all over the world' Daily Mail

'Brutally honest rant on the reality of parenthood has taken the internet by storm' Sunday Telegraph

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4.8
10 reviews
Andy Wallace
August 7, 2023
Thanks Matt. A great personal reflection on fatherhood that's wades through the experience and gives a humorous account. A good one for any nervous first dads...all of us
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Ben Lawrence
June 30, 2017
This book is practically unreadable. Page after page of utter genius and laughs meant I was unable to read it in bed without waking the house up, read it at work without my boss realising what I was up to or on any public transport without the public thinking I had escaped from care. It reduced me to catching a few pages at a time while grabbing 2 minutes of peace on the loo and at times I was thankful I was already sat there! Utterly brilliant!
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Marleigh Delamare
April 26, 2017
Fantastic book. My kids have spent the last 2 days looking at me like I've gone mad and my partner has asked for a bit of whatever "medication" I'm on!!
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About the author

Matt Coyne is from Sheffield, South Yorkshire. In September 2015, Matt's life was turned upside down by the arrival of his son Charlie. After three months of parenthood, he logged on to social media and wrote about his experience of being a clueless, first-time parent. Within days, his post about surviving the first few months of parenthood was shared by millions all over the world. Following this, Matt created his popular blog Man vs Baby, which now has over 400,000 followers on social media. He has two Sunday Times bestselling books based on Man vs Baby and has also written for The Guardian, The Telegraph, Private Eye and GQ Magazine. Matt lives in Sheffield with his son Charlie, his partner Lyndsay and a Jack Russell terrier with 'issues' called Popcorn. Frank and Red is Matt's first novel.

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