Urinals

· Ian Wood
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In the Beginning was the world, and the world was with Comic Books, and the world was Comic Books. Before everything, came the Celeste Teals, a race of heavenly ducks. They got quacking and Hollywood was in balance until an unnatural species of predator emerged from deep pockets to feed on intelligent life. They were known as Sequels.

To restore natural order, where original stories got fair dues, Harsh 'Em, the Duck of Headinass, sent Urinals, immoral heroes from the planet Limp Year, to flush away the Sequels. They were: Saucy, Icrush, Conga, Seven Up, Festus, Sailfish, Droog, Gila Nomster, Ejaculus Prime, and Ngelina. When their moment came, the Golden Snitch appeared, and entered Ejac, the lead Urinal.

"What is that song I hear?" asked a voice in her head. It was the fourth track from side one of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album, back when albums really were albums, and Ejac answered, "It is Time."

And off we go on one more adult-oriented insane romp through another crazed super-heroic movie. General Surgeons have advised people not to read this for their own mental health. Buy it by all means, but don't read it....

From the insane author of:

Asshat's Fables

Baker Street

Bar Trek

Dire Virgins

Dune With the Wind

It's a Wonderful Lie!

Macdeath

Merde on the Prurient Express

Misadventures Mindgame

Raw Stars

Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom

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