Heart Broken Musings: Rants | Poems | Quotes

‘Why are hoomans so depressed?’ one of them pleads.

‘Because they are stupid!’ the other unicorns exclaimed.

‘But we must do something, shouldn’t we?’ another one asked.

*And after an hour-long debate, the verdict was finally out.*

I, Raunak, your author was brought back from his death-bed to shower us hoomans with motivation and to provide a sarcastic viewpoint to tackle love, life, and everything in between. Because let’s face it! We hoomans are obviously stupid and trust me unicorns are never wrong. Did you know? The horn of the unicorn symbolizes ultimate truth and it has the power to pierce the chest of anyone who tries to lie. Damn!

‘Uuuuuuuunicornnnnnnnnnnnnn,’ I yawned, waking up, after being thrown back to our crap-shit called Earth.

‘So fellow hoomans, let’s begin.’

About the book:

This book is a sarcastic and humorous take on various themes like love, life, humanity, healing, and heartbreak - expressed through 51 beautiful chapters of relatable quotes, musings and poems. It basically deals with what we humans go through on a day-to-day basis. Moreover, every chapter is accompanied by a unique and perfectly orchestrated author's rant or opinion focused on one single person; You.