Before I became Agent 420, I was just another regular Joe who enjoyed the occasional toke. Then one day, I realized that every time I lit up, I'd... see things. Not just any things, mind you, but otherworldly, funky entities that seemed to exist in the space between reality and, well, somewhere else.
The SCP Foundation, with all its mysterious allure, was a place I never imagined I'd be a part of. Yet, here I am, their go-to guy for all things trippy. It's a wild gig, man. I mean, who'd have thought that getting high would become a professional skill?
But it ain't all fun and games. Despite the occasional hilarity (which you're about to discover), there's a very real need for what I do. These hallucinogenic entities, while often just wanting to chill, can sometimes be a real handful (or tentacle, or pseudopod, or... you get the idea).
So, as you dive into these pages, remember, it's not just another stoner's rambling. These are real encounters, real experiences. Whether they make you laugh, scratch your head, or simply go "whoa," I hope you come out of it with a newfound appreciation for the universe's infinite weirdness.
Roll one, or just roll with the punches, and come journey with me. Peace, love, and good vibes.
-Agent 420.
Michael Schuerman is a widely appreciated author best known for his unique blend of science fiction narratives and computer game-inspired sagas. Hailing from the heart of the Midwest, Michael has always been intrigued by the intricate mysteries of technology and the sprawling expanses of the imagination. Today, he is one of the most distinguished figures in the realm of geek literature, writing about everything from time travel and space exploration to virtual reality and AI.
Raised in an environment where resourcefulness and innovation were as much a part of life as cornfields and open skies, Michael learned early on to take the everyday and make it extraordinary. He pursued his fascination with technology by earning a degree in Computer Science, subsequently applying this knowledge to create stories grounded in scientific authenticity.
In his novels, one can find the nostalgic charm of Midwest life subtly interwoven with futuristic landscapes and advanced technology. Characters traverse the cosmos and battle pixelated foes, all while maintaining a relatable human core. His readers appreciate this delicate balance, engrossed by the exhilarating adventures and intricate gaming mechanics, yet comforted by the homely touch reminiscent of his Midwest upbringing.