Jolly Jokes for Older Folks

Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers.

An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note:

"I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

Upon returning, he found this note:

"I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing.

Doctor: How long have you had this problem?

Patient: What problem?

Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.