Guide to Troubled Birds

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A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describingΒ where to findβ€”or where to avoidβ€”the most disturbed North American birds.Β The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled BirdsΒ allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird speciesβ€”and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family.Β 

Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.


Perfect for:Β β€’ White elephant giftsΒ β€’ Animal lover giftsΒ β€’ Bird lovers gift β€’ Gag gifts β€’ Funny giftsΒ β€’Β Christmas gifts

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Artist Matt Adrian’s (The Mincing Mockingbird) work is collected worldwide and has been featured in Country Living, the Los Angeles Times, and the Chicago Tribune, among other publications. Adrian is also the author of It Is Folly To Assume My Awesome Lies Dormant: The Paintings of the Mincing Mockingbird, and I Have Heard My Praises Sung In Screams: The Paintings of the Mincing Mockingbird Volume II. Β He lives in California with his wife, artist Kim Bagwill.

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