Fake Dating the Boss

· Fake Dating in the City Book 1 · Self Taught Ninja
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F*ck Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent B@stard.

Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry…while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend.

But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent B Consulting and me, chief executive B. I’ve got it all—looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the fake dating instincts guaranteed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.

With the help of my virtual assistant, I’ve built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for an intervention of her own. 

Damn… She’s a bona fide sex kitten.

I pride myself on being a pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to so much more.

So what’s my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent B to the end?

Note: A super sexy romantic comedy from the hero’s point of view. Lots of dirty talk. Ridiculous chemistry. Banter that qualifies as foreplay and a swoony HEA! 

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4.5
142 reviews
Diane
26 April 2016
*4.5 stars* Super sexy and laugh out loud funny…. I have read and loved dark romances by this author and now I have another reason to have her on my go to reading list. This is a laugh-out loud, sweet but raunchy, email-fueled, loving romance that still has me smiling… Told primarily from Sebastian “Bash” Prince’s point of view, as well as the email exchanges between himself and his assistant Penny Pickett, the story started with a laugh and had me smiling throughout. Bash provided a service for women who found themselves shafted in love. He was sinfully handsome and charming, eager to help those who found themselves at the losing end of the romance stick. With faithful Penny at his virtual side, they were righting the wrongs one pseudo hookup at a time. Never having met, their virtual friendship had them learning more about each other than even the “real” people in their lives. When Penny asks for help, they finally meet where the sparks that always flew between them caught, and burned…. Funny. So, so, so funny. The email exchanges between them caused me to laugh out loud more times than I can count. There may or may not have been a few choked snorts here and there as well. Bash and Penny seemed to be on the exact same wavelength when it came to their joint “Robin Hood”-like escapades and they were having a lot of fun along the way. Ice cream. Feet. Nail polish. Nothing was out of the norm between these two in a charming friends-to-lovers romance that was as much sweet and raunchy as it was fun. They laughed a lot but they had time to get serious when it came to love and loving. And that loving was emotional and hot, hot, hot… The climax threw a different flavour into the story that felt a little bit out of step but the rhythm was quickly found, with the ending being everything I hoped it would be. Made me laugh out loud… “Love isn’t a fairy tale, sweetheart; it’s war, and now you’ve got a soldier with an anti-a**hole missile on your side.” “If I hadn’t had sex in nearly three years, I would be trembling in a corner somewhere, jerking off and crying in a nest I’d fashioned from a stack of old Playboy magazines and my own tears.” “My c**k has been called magical in four different languages…” Oh, and I disagree with the sub-title. Bash is definitely a swoon-y Prince Charming… Five happy, happy stars! I was given a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
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Karen H.
6 May 2017
A quick well written romantic read, told mostly from a guy's POV. Lili, the author, has a true writing talent. Her main character Bash came across as a confident, self assured, sexy male, not some feminized facsimile of a man. I look forward to discovering more of her works in the near future.
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Lauren Lascola-Lesczynski
25 April 2016
Who is more adorable than Bash and Penny.......NO ONE.......that's who. OMG Bash, I mean really, the best thing about him apart from being super fing hot and sexy is that he is FUNNY as hell and easy to talk to and very quick witted. I mean really any guy who likes farting emoji's is the guy for me ( I am just saying) and I dont even have enough time to tell you how much I heart Penny, sweet, easy going, relaxed, super cute for her own good Penny. I mean that girl has been thru some stuff and keeps the smile on. Ohhhhhhhh and this story is about more then just love, hot and steam and sometimes rough sex, its about ICE CREAM......hello people who does't like ICE CREAM. OMG this was a very refreshing story for me to read and it was well written and I just FLOVED it!!!!!!!!! I wish i could say more but I am afraid I might start spoiling it for everyone :) This is a must read if there ever was a must read before!!!
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About the author

Author of over forty novels, USA Today Bestseller Lili Valente writes everything from steamy suspense to laugh-out-loud romantic comedies. A die-hard romantic and optimist at heart, she can’t resist a story where love wins big. Because love should always win.


When she’s not writing, Lili enjoys adventuring with her two sons, climbing on rocks, swimming too far from shore, and asking “why” an incorrigible number of times per day. A former yoga teacher, actor, and dancer, she is also very bendy and good at pretending innocence when caught investigating off-limits places.


You can currently find Lili in Vermont, valiantly trying to resist the lure of all the places left to explore.


Lili also writes darker, dirtier books as Everly Stone.

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