Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Bathroom Readers' Institute
Aug 2013 · Simon and Schuster
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Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute.
What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!
You’ll find terrifying tales, including…
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse
Frightening facts about…
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBI’s Body Farm
Horrifying things to do like…
- Make a Bouncing Eyeball
- Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions
- Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat
- Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)
What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!
You’ll find terrifying tales, including…
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse
Frightening facts about…
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBI’s Body Farm
Horrifying things to do like…
- Make a Bouncing Eyeball
- Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions
- Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat
- Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)
About the author
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
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