I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Dad Is Fat

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

The Bro Code

The Diva Rules: Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top

BatDad: A Parody

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

The Playbook

The Last Black Unicorn

Not Taco Bell Material

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry

The Potty Mouth at the Table

Thank You for My Service

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

Hyena

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

Manhood: How to Be a Better Man-or Just Live with One

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid