Monster Punk Horizon: Volume 1
H.P. Holo
10.2024 г. · Monster Punk Horizon Книга 1 · Holo Writing LLC · Чете: Tess Irondale
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TERRY PRATCHETT meets MONSTER HUNTER meets DUNGEONS & DRAGONS!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This book made me want to game in this world. The author has an incredible gift for smart, witty names and vivid description. The characters are appealing and carry you through this light, fun adventure with tremendous energy." – Jane Lindskold, NYT bestselling author
WANTED: MONSTER HUNTERS. PRACTICAL ARMOR OPTIONAL.
Pix and Jaz are two besties who just want to drink ale and go on monster-friending quests—but not all monsters are friend-shaped.
Especially not the weird-ass monstrosity that just fell from the sky.
Part dragon, part bug, part cosmic horror (they guess?), The Screecher looks like it was made by a seven-year-old on a sugar rush with the powers of a mischief god. It wrecks everything in its path with equivalent not-give-a-heckery, and it’ll take all their skills to take it down.
Problem is, their levels are ... slightly above noob. They only just graduated from thrift shop armor. Their only assets are friendship and a whole lot of screaming.
Fortunately, they live under the Dazzling Skies: an enchanted world where the magic portals above drop all sorts of magical junk. Including new friends. And they have lots of friends The Screecher doesn’t: a fire-breathing dragon pig, a cat girl pop star, a praying mantis fashionista with a beam weapon, a half-fey, half-orc barbarian who just wants to have a quiet day for once, two—count ‘em!—two talking cat companions, and Dwayne.
Together, they’ll level up. And then they'll friendship the heck out of this beast.
WARNING: Monster Punk Horizon is a light, fast paced, feel good progression fantasy with a little saucy language and a lotta snark and banter. (So don’t read it if you don’t like cusses and/or, idk, fun.) There are no stats ‘cause I hate stats, but if you want a LitRPG vibe without all the extra-long numbers bits, GameLit it up with these dorks. They’re the worst role-playing party ever and they need all the help they can get.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This book made me want to game in this world. The author has an incredible gift for smart, witty names and vivid description. The characters are appealing and carry you through this light, fun adventure with tremendous energy." – Jane Lindskold, NYT bestselling author
WANTED: MONSTER HUNTERS. PRACTICAL ARMOR OPTIONAL.
Pix and Jaz are two besties who just want to drink ale and go on monster-friending quests—but not all monsters are friend-shaped.
Especially not the weird-ass monstrosity that just fell from the sky.
Part dragon, part bug, part cosmic horror (they guess?), The Screecher looks like it was made by a seven-year-old on a sugar rush with the powers of a mischief god. It wrecks everything in its path with equivalent not-give-a-heckery, and it’ll take all their skills to take it down.
Problem is, their levels are ... slightly above noob. They only just graduated from thrift shop armor. Their only assets are friendship and a whole lot of screaming.
Fortunately, they live under the Dazzling Skies: an enchanted world where the magic portals above drop all sorts of magical junk. Including new friends. And they have lots of friends The Screecher doesn’t: a fire-breathing dragon pig, a cat girl pop star, a praying mantis fashionista with a beam weapon, a half-fey, half-orc barbarian who just wants to have a quiet day for once, two—count ‘em!—two talking cat companions, and Dwayne.
Together, they’ll level up. And then they'll friendship the heck out of this beast.
WARNING: Monster Punk Horizon is a light, fast paced, feel good progression fantasy with a little saucy language and a lotta snark and banter. (So don’t read it if you don’t like cusses and/or, idk, fun.) There are no stats ‘cause I hate stats, but if you want a LitRPG vibe without all the extra-long numbers bits, GameLit it up with these dorks. They’re the worst role-playing party ever and they need all the help they can get.
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